Cindy Snuts

[scoffs] You couldn't PAY me to jack off to Brian Griffin! [remembers the state of the economy] Well, you could, but it would have to be a four figure amount. [remembers to be honest to myself] Three figures. [remembers not to devalue my own labor] Four figures.

I think I finally understand just how babygirl AM is

"HATE HATE HATE" Yeah okay girl I get it, you're literally just mad you can't get laid

the nintendo switch's primary purpose is to be a background prop in furry porn

If Pikachu were real, it would not be a very pleasant animal. An enormous mouse that shocks you like an electric eel. I would run from these beasts

so she's the fat dog and i'm supposed to what? ragebait the fat dog?

if karl marx was born today he would be a baby. and it would be his birthday