exit, pursued by a bear.

great job everyone lets hit the showers

Not again

gentle reminder that you can’t get this kind of nonsense from any other site

but why do i say “i know” to my pets when they make noises. im lying to them. i don’t know anything.

Me and my friend quote this to each other all the time LOL

This is what I love about photojournalism. It is just a history of moments where human beings have gone “I know I should really be hauling ass out of here but I have to get a picture of this”

i’m gonna piss myself

EVERY FUCKING TIME

I GODAMN FUCKING KNEW IT I FUCKING CALLED IT I MOTHERFUCKING KNEW IT WAS COMING AND YET I PRESSED PLAY LIKE THE SHIT IDIOT CHILD I AM

I like big butts and I cannot lie, my other brother also likes big butts and cannot tell the truth, how will you escape our dungeon

magical girl shows really did snap when they assigned personality traits based off the members colors

Don’t forget green - more mature and very reliable

Red - Mad

okay but this implies the existence of a lost pink teletubby. a fallen leader too painful to talk about anymore

tubby custard.