A Dumpster Fire

kep's favorite hobby is crawling onto your lap so he can breathe really loudly and wetly 1 inch away from your face. it is so so important to him that you let him do this.

licking you bee wanted your sweat. that second one was just a freak I think

Some bees collect fibres for their tiny nests! They are usually more polite about it though

"natural shedding is taking too fucking long get it together mammal" <- like that maybe. Bee has places to bee 🐝

@dangerphd

If Vader had the capability he would be shedding proud dad tears. He passed down so many good things to her without being in her life. He is so fucking proud. She strangled Jabba the Hutt!

telehealth appointments with a gynecologist is so conceptually funny to me

put ya pussy on tha phone !!!

seeing this image in 2026 is like seeing an old friend who I've dearly missed

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