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Found my fav Slay the Princess route recently. Dragon my beloved. Your horrifying beak mouth was an impossible-to-refuse lip syncing challenge 💖

Shoutouts to @blacktabbygames for making such a cool game!

#I'm so in love I'm so in love I'm so in love I'm SO in love #so this is what it takes to get me out of my professional lurking huh #reblog

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pipis-envy

Calling a canon bisexual woman a lesbian becuase she has a female love interest or is in a wlw relationship is bisexual erasure and biphobic!!!!

pipis-envy

Same thing goes for bisexual men and mlm relationships!!!!!

pipis-envy

REBLOG THIS VERSION TOO YOU COWARDS

toenail-soup-deactivated2020091

Same thing for bisexual people in m/f relationships that people call straight.

#reblog #the bi ppl in a m/f relationship example is Jesse and James from pokemon and you people know it #if you call any bi person in a m/f relationship straight I will take it as a personal insult to the two most legendary bi icons #and then I will bust your kneecaps #with a pipe

thepioden

Chai tea bag + lil but of brown sugar + apple cider packet + 16 oz. mug of hot but not quite boiling water

it will not Fix You but like. maybe. maybe.

thepioden

tags by @eridan-ampora

thepioden

Update: this is the best post I've ever made because everyone is sharing their Warm Beverage recipes in the notes. Go check the notes for more Warm Beverages That Will Fix You.

veteratorianvillainy

I think everyone could probably use a hot beverage this week

Enters blog

Sighs aggressively

Places the Long Quiet up next to SCP-682 on my comfort character shelf

Leaves

#I'm so irrevocably doomed #slay the princess #this game has me in a chokehold #the long quiet #he's so. He's So.#I would not physically be able to describe how violently I want to shake him around in my mouth like a rabid dog would /pos #You still ain't gonna see a lick of reblogs from me I'm still lurking professionally

yourplayersaidwhat

Ranger: Can I try to take one of the orc’s tusks?

DM (me): *sighs* Are we really doing this again?

Ranger: I swear I’m not gonna make another teeth chandelier

Monk, Bard, and Cleric: A what.

#I dm'd for the teeth chandelier maker in a different campaign #another player was my sibling #that of course being who supplied this here story to that there blog #and the teeth chandelier maker indeed made a teeth chandelier in the campaign I ran for em #glad to see it's haunting more people now

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roger-s-maracas

Found this on Twitter, so I thought, why not posting it here and doing a tag game 😊

Ok, I’ll go first

If he is the reason, I’d go to prison gladly 🥰❤️‍🔥

Tagging: @killerqueen-ofwillowgreen @nic-214 @milkyway-ashes @dr-radiation @whitequeen-ofwillowgreen @sunsetdaydreamer @therockywhorerpictureshow @delicatelyfantasticninja and everyone 😊

Sorry if I forgot to tag some of you!

gandlebob

I was charged for letting it in

Aggressively pokes @from-hecks-heart-i-stabbeth-thee (hi mania @deerpines (hi ipad) @transford-pines (hi ember) @corpserabbit (hi I hope you don't mind the mention-) and @thereareeyesinsidethetrees (hi meatgrinder ford)

doomed-stickfigure-yuri

hihi !

the ducks...... what did they do......

@underfalls-36 (/nf!) aaand anybody else who wants to do this because idk who else to tag !

underfalls-36

Hii!! Thanks for the tag :D

Umm

Car??

@thekool-aidman11 @theverywest @leaf-is-neutral @cicadadadays @mayiplzsleep @deerpines not forced!

And anyone else that wants to do this :)

cicadadadays

hehe silly ford

@tallohallo @exodus-raine @exaniron

tallohallo

Uhmmm arson I guess??

@cskv11 @sciencevillain @xfjsenbhfeepo

cskv11

Financing criminal activities organized by Meowzers, the street bandit.

@aereocaccia

lluvioscatniptea

I actually have no clue

lluvioscatniptea

Now that I have a new photo album… oh goodness.

the-parasite-tadc

This thing

the-crab-demigod

Wasn't tagged but I'm here anyways so uh,

Water

@theautumnalcat @trainsgenderfoxgirl2816 @blaisei-unforgotten @haphephobiaworm

trainsgenderfoxgirl2816

Conrail E44 electrics :3

@118sexen @femininefreyanyctophile @lunarrspark333

femininefreyanyctophile

Atlantiddies

@cannibalise-the-citrus-fruits @garbage-floof @madi-the-cat

madi-the-cat

so true little silly kitty so true but also guess I'm going to jail cuz of u so fuck :3

@bagelscarlet @fandom-cereal @holly-hell @dojyaaa--n

aww-heckity

Can’t believe they’d jail me just for being a little silly :(

@pomuf @mysticrobin1 @fishagain5846 @tsintzask @spectralspacecat @msmoobutepic @pigeonobsession

(Sorry if I’m doing the tagging thingy wrong, I’ve been too scared of getting it wrong to do this sorta thing before!)

tsintzask

I saved this from a post still currently going around. Also yeah I would totally get arrested for protesting and blocking traffic

@carawith17as @mathewdevassy @witchy-ophelia @empress-of-dark2005

(also prev you're doing the tagging thing just fine😌)

paradise-sys

thelesbododo

Ok then

@abyss-mystic @lemintee @theriddlersunderwear

abyss-mystic

D: NUUU THE BIRD

Tags: @spacekettles @nerdyneko6373 @33tomatoes (not forced :D)

33tomatoes

THIS TINY THING BROKE INTO MY HOUSE IM INNOCENT I SWEAR!!

@utterlybrainwrecked @briars-castle @teddymochi and any!

teddymochi

My dog…?

@breadonthestreet @kijimha @nonbinary-niki-bog @im-a-chunky-potato @creatorbiaze @caffeiiine @isascandleshop @rivermist606 @duckduckgoose-exe @theonlyrealdazaiosamus-blog @tittysuckersworld @paintedgrilledcheese @city-of-c0rpses @haruu-luv @sugartherat

valentinos-corner

O-oh

Okay then

Nobody ask why I have this saved

@r3oontumb @anonzia @valorwuzhere @suru1990 @haruu-luv @vi-chan07

ambored

I'm literally the one that sent that to you.

I have no explanation.

@whatifitwasgttho @r3oontumb @seraph-of-sizes @starchilddante @vexdeotherobot @vilkm @breadsnorter @maplesyrupandgt

Oh, yeah... I'm back btw-

breadsnorter

Thx for the tag

@batshikns @utterlybrainwrecked @sprouts-corner @kiw-ee @cephiius

22-bmoved-deactivated20250308

No pressure tags : @rainbow-woerm @little-blurry-stars5 @syunkiss @charlidrawz @kaiserkisser + open

kaiserkisser

gladly sir gladly what wouldnt i do for u

no pressure! tagging- @damyoujackson @meowmaii @floraldresvi @kitorin @dazaisms + all <3

damyoujackson

A fanart of Avery Grambs? alrighty then.

@hubba-hubba1 @gumdrop56 @fruityedge05 @gracelikestea

@courtneythepiggy @cyanide-sodapop @x-mariah @homisiscon and anyone else <3

gracelikestea

Been back into hunger games lately

No pressure tags @hollybollybingbong @sexyslytherin715 @gbhw @chaotic-3am-thoughts-with-loki @lilidiotsblog @ghosts-against-stardust st

verylilidiot

The sunset when I walked home from the station yesterday:)

No pressure tags @lazymcdooodle @asssneksual @adridoesstuff

lazymcdoodle-deactivated2026050

bnuuy

drawing reference i saved

no pressure tags: @azlock @realbowl @freelancefiend2112 @crumblr1912 + open

azlock

Old drawing of OCs someone did :3

@psiibajablast @possumkingluca @n8nt You MUST do this GRAHHHHHGGGGGGGGHH (/j)

possumkingluca

whoops i forgot to do this until now my bad

cats

uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh @datfatnerd @ripoff-robbie-rotten @lorafield also anyone else that wants to

datfatnerd

I didn't steal it officer I promise

#guess who doesn't have anyone new to tag lmao

sister-equalist

I'm curious. Reblog this if you know how to cook

I don’t even care if it’s macaroni, ramen or those little bowls you stick in the microwave. Please, I need reassurance that most of the population on tumblr WOULDN’T STARVE TO DEATH if their parents couldn’t fix them food or they couldn’t go out to eat.

#I'm not like great at it #but I know how to make the funny machines do things #I think my crowning achievement is making risotto a couple times #it's not difficult in the sense that it takes a lot of skill I think #but it IS difficult in the sense that you need to baby it #so much #like you CANNOT leave risotto unattended #or it will brown #and you will cry

The heavens have awoken me from my nap and as I dared to cry out in agony and righteous fury the angels descended, shushed me gently, and said it's ice cream time.

I am no longer upset at the heavens.

#a friend's picking me up foe ice cream lmao #the flavors of the week at the ice cream store we go to are tres leches and angel food cake #I'm very excited to try them :)

rapidhighway

*entering any conversation* hello I am the most nervous animal on earth please socialize with me I have nothing to say

#reblog #if you look at me the wrong way I might activate my self defense mechanism #exploding instantaneously into a heap of confetti

i-have-no-braincells

recommending will wood as an artist to anyone is wild, but there are some tame-ish songs out there that people won't make people immediately question your mental well being.

so.

so why does everyone insist on immediately throwing thermodynamic lawyer at the will wood newcomers.

datfatnerd

Guess who's the new will wood newcomer bc I asked my sibling about it

These songs bring about the emotion of being kidnapped, thrown into a car trunk, and dropped off to fend for yourself in the middle of the woods at midnight

They're great I think

#music to be bludgeoned by a lead pipe to #luca called it evil jazz #i agree #but not in a “villain with a jazz number” way #more of a “jazz music actively attempting to beat the crap out of you” way

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saturday-byte

Me: I want to talk to my mutuals so bad 😔

Also me: *doesn't do it*

#reblog #hep me

minecraft

hating furries is just a silencer on the gun that is hating on lgbt+ tbh

braindeadcharlotte

NO need to leave this in the tags go off

reggieslocket

reblog to scare the aphobes

phidippus

thatonefurry

Reblog to give jk rowling nightmares for a week

anentirevaporeon

just had to reblog a few times to make sure she meets a terrible fate.

thatonefurry

Fair enough

anentirevaporeon

Just reblogging again

thatonefurry

Same

thequoteenby-deactivated2024021

Reblogging again

thatonefurry

Same

astolfostan-551

pardon my swedish, but fuck jk rowling

thatonefurry

Yeah fuck her

anentirevaporeon

yeah! fuck her, the bastard!

thatonefurry

Light her on fire

anentirevaporeon

this is why i like you.

thatonefurry

Thanks

ash-the-tiefling

pardon my australian but jkr is a fucking cunt and should explode in a car hammer explosion with a certian ceo

i-am-a-fish

this post is exclusively for people with dirty rooms

this post is specifically for people who know their room is a mess, but their brain won't let them clean it. this post is for you. I love you and I see you

#i needed this #reblog

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possumkingluca

the "wow. these people are so weird. thank god im the only normal person here." meme is what the entire fe engage cast feels like do you see what i see

this goes for the non-unit characters too

#reblog

possumkingluca

i think the PLA protagonist should've been allowed to attack and kill people with their bare hands

possumkingluca

just sayin

#reblog

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