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crash bandicoot is a twink

Total eclipse of the Cat

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Years ago today, Cosmo had an idea. 

I love when dogs and cats just let you pat the shit out of them and they enjoy it so much. Like yeah dude real quick I just need to play you like a bongo and they’re like god yes I’ve been waiting for someone to play me like a bongo

hey...the morbius box office flop got me thinking about how I flopped on you and how much I want there to B Mor Us. hope you're doing ok

I've said all this before but I still love this pop culture liminal space star trek occupies where like.. It's iconic. It's massively influential. It's genre defining. It holds historical significance. Everybody knows about star trek. But it also takes a certain type of nerdass to actually actively participate in Liking Star Trek

villain songs are always so good cos they all use evil beats and evil instruments which all sound amazing

the end credit scene for frozen ii is a big fat middle finger to movie theatre employees