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pokey: fuck you ness i'm gonna destroy the entire world ness: ok the fiendish giygas, freshly hatched from the devil's machine:

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itβs just so insane how Jesse breaking bad is simultaneously a student abused by a teacher/a child abused by a parent/a wife abused by her husband. Like he is all of these things and also none of them. Walt accidentally calls his actual son by Jesseβs name while high. Walt constantly calls Jesse βsonβ but only when heβs trying to patronize him or when he wants something. Then, on the other hand, Walt tries to shame his wife for her rejection of him by showing off how loyal Jesse is, comparing them explicitly, and when Skyler and Jesse have their final scene together they recognize very sadly that they are The Same. Then thereβs also that scene where Jesse is telling Walt about the little kid whoβs selling drugs and he says something along the lines βget βem while theyβre young and theyβre yours foreverβ which in the context of his own relationship with Walt, who he met initially while a young student, is super revealing. Coincidentally thatβs the same episode where Mike recounts that story about a man who beat his wife to Walt. Itβs just a lot!!!!!!!!
parry your grandad's blows,
and do a few dodge rolls,
a land of wicked foes,
it's no thrift shop, it's Dark Souls
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Caius Cosades is so hilarious. You get told without explanation to go deliver something to this cunt at the start of the game, and when you arrive in his town everyone is like "that junkie? hes probably in the slums blacked out" and he clearly is known as the local crack addict weirdo. and you finally find him him and hes this super jacked old dude in rags and no shirt and his house is indeed full of crack just in the open. and hes like "yeah look im your boss now. im the grandmaster of the imperial spy network in morrowind and i need you to go meet my underlings."
so clearly this very intelligent, fit, experienced spymaster has concocted an elaborate cover for himself using drugs and poverty to erase any suspicion. he has crafted a persona as a crack addict quite skillfully, how brilliant!
and then of course at the end of the game hes like "nah yeah i am a crack addict though hey. lol" and then he gives you an item called "Caius' shirt" (he has literally never worn a shirt in the entire time youve known him)
hard to overstate how jacked he is
i hate that diet culture means all the tasty drinks everywhere are loaded with stevia now. this isn't even a stance about health, I just think it tastes so fucking bad
A lot of people are ragging on the 'cable diverted to avoid Dobby's grave after Harry Potter fans raise a stink' thing and while I also love ragging on Harry Potter fans being weird, in this case it looks like the story was completely made up.
tl;dr: There's no evidence the interview that this was mentioned in even exists, no evidence the route of the cable has ever changed, and the whole story seems to originate from one dude's podcast.
The story also broke into mainstream via the Daily Mail, who are ... rarely if ever honest or accurate.
laios- "im alienation from manhood and from my body"
falin- "im womanhood thats simultaneously eroticized and condemned as monstrous"
THE TRANSFEM APPLICABILITY SISTERS
Also Falin having a new body forged in flesh as a deliberate effort is notable
workout tifa πͺπ¦

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i have probably made this clear through various facetious dictatorial edicts but i really find it odd and offputting how much fandom-posting gets couched in the language of permission... "you're allowed to like X", "let people enjoy things", "you can do whatever you want forever" -- why are these people trapped in a perpetual game of mother-may-i with everybody they interact with?
similarly to how you can say "penis" or "vagina" instead of "male/female genitals" you can also say "testosterone/estrogen dominant endocrine system" instead of "male/female endocrine system" wow. amazing, we don't have to misgender trans ppl who aren't going to or haven't yet medically transitioned when we refer to hormones its just that easy
When I say "godspeed" (I say it a lot) I like to imagine I'm a member of a futurism religion that worships velocity above all else. Like its the standard well-wishing in my culture. Speedliness is next to godliness. Someday we'll catch him! And the closer we get the more he loves us
seeing people unironically talk about maintaining the egg prime directive in current year
don't worry about it girlie go back to sleep
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War has changed.

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the tiktokification of tumblr needs to be stopped
we donβt censor words here stop acting like a fool, when you censor words and tags people who have that word filtered due to triggers will still see it
Transfem peter parker
This...?
(found it here, no idea who the artist is)