Nein!

do you think a cemetery angel and a gargoyle could fall in love

#my brain deciding what information to retain

The one time that the strong female lead was literally a sexy lamp and it made the narrative

always funny to remember darth vader is anakin skywalker. the adrenaline junkie chucklefuck who used to dive head first out of speeders and built a pod racer in his yard when he was like six is now upper-middle management for the evil empire. half of his appearances in the original trilogy are Meetings. vader spends like 80% of his time dealing with bureaucratic bullshit. status updates. team meetings. holo-Zooms. budget rundowns. anakin betrayed the jedi and caused the fall of the republic and his punishment is being CC'd on every email forever. and you know what. he would hate that. the punishment fits the criminal

am i allowed to say kill all trillionaires or is that too specific of a threat

the Cc in emails stands for Cuck chair

theres ALWAYS a relevant XKCD for everything huh

clowngirl getting an orchiectomy and the surgeon just keeps removing ball after ball after ball after ball after

clown nurse standing by solemnly adding each successive ball to the ones she's already juggling