DETECTIVE. ARRIVING. ON THE SCENE.

im so sick of social media but tumblr? thats home.

feel free to cite the deep magic to me witch i was there when it was written but my memory is like REEEEALLY shitty

*sees a beloved mutual in the notes* hi honey

i'm sorry i never did your tag game. i love you

Everything used to be 20 dollars and now that I finally have 20 dollars everything is now 200 dollars

people vaguely saying 'the horrors' as shorthand for 'life problems, don't worry about it' in conversations where the problems are not going to be delved into has got to be one of my favorite new Ways Of Speaking that has emerged. like it's polite and vague and succinct enough for impersonal conversation but also extremely honest. it's very funny. The Horrors. we all know of them.

Yearning is such a sweet name for something that makes me feel like an addict who can't get a fix

wait, isnt NSFW the letters on the compass

So close.

north south FUCK west

tumblr is a place where we take turns watching each other’s fandoms burn

Let's fucking grab this Wednesday by the nothing

did you google how to take a screen shot