DETECTIVE. ARRIVING. ON THE SCENE.

The absolute contempt for these locks is palpable.

mature content warnings on text posts of nothing but letters on a screen. . . remember when you were allowed to post like an adult and not be shamed or silenced for it

They hate me for being a horny pervert but I have warriors defending my honour across the globe

A new study finds that Apple has some of the highest employee turnover rates of any tech company. Google "apple turnover" for more information.

my ability to be both a sweetie pie and a sick pervert will lead me to great things

does anyone else feel like we need to raise the standard for writing quality across all mediums like right now

let's develop a perfect plan

1. get cozy in bed

2. nathing wrong with me

there’s a very specific aesthetic i’m going for on this blog and it’s called cool things i like

some kind of fucked up perverted game called sharing each other's interests and having fun together

if you have to rely on specific scripts or turns of phrase to socialise that's totally fine, but you must NOT reveal them to your friends while slightly drunk. it's like showing how the magic trick works, you can't do it in front of them afterwards

i like dogs a lot but i can never remember the differences between breeds (apart from the few types i've actually owned/interacted with). but i know people looove their dogs and love talking about their dogs, so whenever im talking to a dog owner i'll ask what breed it is, and no matter what breed they say i'll say "oh! i've heard they have a really nice nature :D" and they always go YESSS THEY'RE GREAT and start gushing about their dog and we have a nice conversation and i build social credit with this person. anyway i told my friends about this script a few weeks ago when slightly drunk and now every time we're in public together and a dog goes past they turn to me and ask "does that one have a nice nature?" im in a hell of my own making

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