Just Chilling with the BachStreet Boys

May you always have enough for rent.

and enough left over for food and transportation

And your bills.

Amen.

And some just for yourself and personal needs

And some for unexpected emergencies and paid drills

And some to help those who deserve it

And enough to build your savings

How does anyone hate kids they are so funny I sold tickets to incredibles to this little girl and her mom and she’s like mom are we sitting next to each other and the moms like ya and the kid screamed YES so loud it broke my ears

A real ride or die.

She went for his life. She went for his God damn family Seven Generations down. She went hard.

the fuck you lookin at keep scrollin

This image puts a pit in my stomach like I’m about to fucking die.

i did a push up why am i still fat

I read this to the tune of “fireflies”

Oh shit that would’ve made for a good joke I should have thought of that

It’s far cuter like this anyway.

OOOOOOOOOOOOH SNAP

CANON

i don’t have a source for this just a gut feeling, but doesn’t everyone in the gang call him “freddie” at some point? which would imply that the entire gang is poly and dating

If any group in pop culture is poly, it’s definitely the errant kids from the 60s with a groovy hippie van

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FACT OF THE DAY:  the reason why you can’t dig a hole through the earth and come up on the other side is because your shovel would melt. that’s it.  that’s the only reason.

what if you bring a second shovel that you put in the fridge beforehand to make it cold

yeah that’ll work

plague church emerges from the water.  totally cool.  normal.  not an ill omen or harbinger of doom at all.  happens ever y day