Gothic Punkass

Mario: Die! Die! Die! All of you, DIE!

suicide note that says "don't let them think the haters won I just had other shit going on"

The thing is nobody at pride is evaluating you to determine if you’re queer enough to be there because they’re too busy thinking “it’s so hot out” and “why is this lemonade 12 dollars?”

Hello bisexual community

Begin killing

Ain’t baby yoda that Russian witch who lives in the house with chicken feet

So not knowing the reference, i googled “Russian witch house” and I’ll be damned. Turns out that’s a whole genre of music.

If you were to vacuum up jello through a metal tube, well I think that’d be a neat noise 

i beg to differ 

Then Beg

World Heritage Post

freaks me out just a little that when you're inside a vagina you are surrounded by pelvic bone

pension is short for "penis extension"

"short" is also typically what a penis extension is for, hence the need for the truncation in the phrase.

it's all quite straightforward, really.