yeah texting is cool but what if we just cooked together at night & talked for 3 hours straight.

tmi doesn't exist to me. I love information

would you listen to me moan? be honest :(

my camel straight up told me "man i am not carrying another fucking straw" like wtf asshole its just one straw whats your fucking issue

would anyone like to be my weighted blanket

I.D. A screenshot of the show Adventure Time showing Finn in front of the Candy Kingdom. The subtitles read "May 17, 2023. That's a Wednesday."

i missed this post

@bizzyfish

cast iron bong

and buddy? i'm about to start seasoning

i think if your account has existed on this site for a certain number of years you should be grandfathered into ad free browsing. a decade seems reasonable like if you signed up in 2012 or prior you have tenure

Were you a victim of the Mishapocalypse? You might be entitled to compensation

don't listen to them babe just keep opening more tabs in your browser

sorry i saw your boyfriend out on the counter so i put him in the fridge for you. no yeah he’s fine i just didn’t want him going bad. yeah he’ll reheat fine in the microwave.

thinking about her (deactivated tumblr mutual)…

I’m slowly beginning to accept the reality that 2007 was not last year but in fact almost four years ago