fat butch rights

[said with increasing amount of distress] i got this i got this i got this i got this i got this i got this i got this i got this i got this i got this i got this i got this i got this i got this i got this i got this i got this i got this i got this

obtuse is such a good word. Bro that was so thoughtless it's triangle

A catagory 6 cunt quake in computer city has left my haters dead & shit

there is this thing called a "kitty cat". and you can get one for inside your home, and it will sit on all of your surfaces, and you can pet it.

fuck it we ball 2026

happy holiday to those who celebrate

easier for the owner of LED headlights to pass through the eye of a needle than to enter the kingdom of heaven.

all texts are risky texts if you have sufficient fear in your heart

it feels so evil that you can't still access your university online library after you graduate *remembers my principles* it feels so evil that everyone can't access that stuff all the time

I went to Mad At You Island and I killed and killed and killed and killed

There better not be beasts all over the shop when I get there

Wait I think I read that wrong