I Think To Curbstomp

“A modern retelling” oh so you mean worse

“A Muppet retelling” oh so you mean better

Not to slut shame but some of you could definitely be sluttier

I posted this on Facebook and a lot of like my parents middle aged friends commented saying shit like “I’m TRYING” so wholesome

tumblr is making its own industry plants to push a feature that no one in the history of its website asked for or even wanted

A real streaming tumblr user would be like, a wizard or witch who never shows their face and teaches you to make bombs

you know I couldn't be a cowboy because I'd be stuck with my partner in the dead cold prairie night and our horses would be tied up and we'd be huddlin around a crudely made fire because it was too far to go back to the ranch and he'd play the sweetest song on his harmonica, the kind that you felt in your bones and your heart and that the hymns had nothin on, and then he'd finish and we'd both lean in a little too close and my hand would be on his bandanna and his whiskey-breath would be hot on my lips and I'd realize that maybe it wasn't the touch of a woman i'd been hankerin for

yeah I'll be honest I don't know wtf possessed me here

I hope the new Avatar causes 9/11

i'm studying for the bechdel test but my teacher isn't very good and he isn't helping at all

FUCK

google search Beautiful rocks near me

there are literally social medias ive never even heard of in the list of the new "no promotion of the competition" rule on Twitter and yet Tumblr is not one of them like... those rumors that the website died post-porn really keep saving our asses over and over again huh