Formerly spooptythegnome

1. Have fun and be yourself

2. Pointing loaded guns at your friends is always funny

Trump: "We've been taking out many ships that nobody knew. Not even the fake news knew it. Quietly at night. We bombed their radar and everything so they couldn't see. We took out night some nights 25 ships, some nights 15, the last four or five we did 25, 22, 21, 26, 18, and 14. Who else would remember those numbers? Nobody."

Trump says the Iran deal signing ceremony will happen this weekend in Europe but "I won't be able to be there" (the UFC fight at the White House is Sunday)

Trump again tells his delusional story about how Steve Hilton was "approved" to advance in the California election only because California officials were feeling "heat" after he started yelling about the "rigged election"

Trump says that before he came around, "you had go to Japan to get a Maine lobster"

Trump claims that electric batteries are bad for fishermen because they cause their boats to sink

TRUMP: Where are you from?

SOME GUY: Portland, Oregon

TRUMP: Liberal! Probably more people than you think are Republicans if we could count the votes properly

“So a scallop will die of old age? How do they taste when they're dead?”

Burgum: "You could launch on attack on the US in the northeast with a bunch of autonomous drones coming through a wind tower field"

Trump: "We won this war militarily very early on. The only thing we didn't win is the fake news."

“The strait is open. But the straits have been open for a number of months already and you just didn't know about it.”

“Transgender mutilization, where your child leaves your house and they take you child from you. In six states. They take the child and do what they want to do. What they do is, I don't even want to talk about it.”

"The whole voting system is corrupt in Minnesota. I won Minnesota three times, easily. I won almost every county but they didn't give it to me. It's a corrupt system."

Mexico amends its constitution to cut the maximum workweek from 48 to 40 hours by 2030 and gives 13.5 million workers the legal right to ignore their boss’s calls, messages, and emails after their shift ends, in the most significant overhaul of Mexican labor law in a generation.

Ríhanna Kelver, a bartender and trans rights advocate in Laramie, has been charged with aggravated assault and possession of a deadly weapon with unlawful intent after a 13 September 2025 confrontation outside the Crowbar & Grill, whereshe worked. Kelver could be sentenced to up to 15 years in prison if convicted on both charges.

Despite Wyoming’s “Stand Your Ground” statute, which allows people to use reasonable force in moments of self defense, Kelver faces up to 15 years in prison for both charges, as well as up to $11,000 in fines, per Cowboy State Daily. Kelver faces an additional year and $1,000 fine for a charge of interference with a peace officer. [...]

JUDGE TRAYNOR: This issue has become a question of political controversy. Justice Jackson--

BLUMENTHAL: It's 'political controversy' only because the president refuses to accept the results. I'm asking you as a matter of fact. Who won?

TRAYNOR: As Justice Jackson stated, it is not appropriate to engage in discussion regarding that

BLUMENTHAL: So you're going to use the same script that other nominees have used before this panel to avoid the question?

TRAYNOR: I think the precedent established by Justice Jackson ...

BLUMENTHAL: As a matter of fact, which presidential candidate got more votes in 2020?

TRAYNOR: As I stated before, this is an issue that Justice Jackson--

WRIGHT: We are preventing the flow of Iranian oil

SYKES: That is not what I asked you. Can I play some audio?

*plays audio of Trump admitting the US is stealing Iranian oil*

WRIGHT: I think the president is talking casually

SYKES: Do you think that it's appropriate to 'talk casually' about war?

WRIGHT: I think you talk to all different audiences and you talk in all different styles

SYKES: There are 13 service members who are dead

WRIGHT: He treats this war deadly serious

SYKES: You just said he was speaking casually

CHRIS WRIGHT: Yes, I hope so

SYKES: Do you love inflation?

WRIGHT: Uh. I love ending Iran's ability to have a nuclear weapon

SYKES: That was not my question. Do you love inflation, yes or no?

WRIGHT: No

SYKES: Do you know that your boss just stated that he 'loves inflation'?

WRIGHT: He's an entertaining, hyperbolic guy who has done tremendous leadership