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image one, by foldingfittedsheets. An art piece in shades of brown, tan, and black, depicting the outside of a house. Through the window, you can see someone lying in bed grimly staring up at the ceiling. On the roof four disembodied breasts, in colors ranging from peach to dark brown, are scampering around on little black legs.

Images 2-4: screencaps of comments on the post

papapastoral says “Her breasts scampered boobily”

dollyvandal says “‘Boobily boobily boob’ the breasts scampered across the roof, chasing the squirrels in to the trees.”

demonrubberduck says “TITtler on the Roof”

(well, it says "keep reading" but I like to call it "read more").

so step one is: type what you want at the top of the post, then move a line down.

you will see little pictures with the options to insert a bunch of things (pictures, video, audio, link, read more).

click on the squiggly lines highlighted in blue in this image

then....

last song: likely Malchik Moi by Chernikovskaya Hata, had them open in a tab for a week so it just be that. It's comforting.

last TV show: I watched Hejter (Hater) about 1.5 months ago it's a film tho, guiltily because mum then berated me for doing something relaxing for once even tho she watches shows every day while eating breakfast and supper. It's a fucked up film but we made and shows some powerful influences in personal and unpersonal relationships. It's from the makers of a 10+ year old damn good film Suiсidе Room.

currently watching: uh oh. here it is. I'm not watching anything, I never finished many many shows because depresso ☕ I come to yt to watch new episodes of Rahul Kamat cooking ridiculous recipes made up by himself, I pretend he's my virtual friend and he's such a nice and funny guy. wanna try more of his recipes but he's in the US and I never have weird ingredients like a sugar free maple syroup or SF jello and pudding mixes. but one day. and I come to watch the beautiful Ann Reardon every two weeks because her stuff is just 👌🏼 and so nice to watch. I would like to watch again and finish Mr Robot that I started some years ago. it was good. and revisit some old shows. And I wanna try some if the new popular shows like squid game. And I have Queens Gambit saved but watching a show is a commitment so instead I waste time scrolling tumblr.

tagging: @4norexicflower (ik you're weirdly banned, I still love you), @cemeteryrocks900 (happy bday, boo), @ (the other bday boo) @vanillekipferlkiss (🍥), @evatledhops (hi Sophie-Del-elevated-hopes), @ I can't remember the usernames dammit, @:Boni (I don't remember again) @:the French cat guy Adam, @ana-bolism @goth-oatmilk-latte @goth-bby (can't remember right). Will add the rest when I find ya. @we-healthy-aint-we @sadbunnykins @aardvarkfactory @vxmitbxnnie @vitamind2000iu @tooth-is-tired @peachjamboobtea @r4t-sk3let0n @tropicalfield @t0bi-with-an-i @useless-r1ce @octtoby @overrddosage @toofxxkingfat @savannahstruggles @dainty-dying-pixie @hako-is-going-insane @jxong-chxol @keicalss @luxsmoll @zensgem77 @xr0tt1ng (hope ya ok) @chubbyybunnie @vxmit--bxy @bby-goth @billiane @m1stk1shuffl3 @12952452718 @cut-v @cupcakehiips @crowsaresotired @darkacaedemia @vakta @lixgutz

Sorta sorry for spamming, no one is expected to do it, I'm tagging y'all, because y'all my electronic rectangle friends, my lil friends inside my phone, my lil tamagotchis and I love reading your responses to such stuff also yay brain exercise haha. Ignore me if you don't feel like it ♥️

Last song: Til the Morning by ARDN, im getting back into my rnb phase and his songs are just *chef kiss*

Last tv show: Tokyo Ghoul

Currently watching: Nothing at the moment but I’ve got a whole long list of shows that I’ve been wanting to start watching, i just haven’t found the time to start them all. Dexter is probably at the top of my “to watch” list though. Oh and Bleach is another one I want to watch. Well, finish watching, it’s taken me like a year to get through the first 200ish episodes but I’m determined to finish it eventually.

Currently reading: Room by Emma Donoghue, actually im re-reading this one cause ah, i just love this book so much.

Tagging: @matchasmaller @justwannabeskvnny @7uy4m @goldbonedskeliiton @waffle-of-uncessary-evil @rainbowscars @kidneyyzabone @heart-calories @tinyangelmatcha and ofc anyone else who wants to participate as well :)

Last song: Heroin Song - Jadu Heart

Last tv show: Pam & Tommy (just finished it last night)

Currently watching: well, I’m never not rewatching Grey’s, criminal minds & b99. But actively? Eh nothing rly bc finished the last one yesterday. Wanna start rewatching Handmaid’s Tale tho (I’ve watched like some seasons of it but can’t remember where I left off)

Currently reading: I always read multiple books at once so rn it’s The Brothers Karamazov by Dostoyevsky, Elämä: esipuhe by Miki Liukkonen, A Little Life by Hanya Yanagihara (I just keep rereading it lol), Dune by Frank Herbert, Algorithms To Live By by Brian Christian & Tom Griffiths

Last song: love is gone by slander and Dylan Matthew

Last tv show: bad vegan

Currently watching: rewatching old h3h3 podcasts (feel like I can’t watch anything new rn just need to rewatch comfort things)

Currently reading: been reading ‘Leaving isn’t the hardest thing’ by Lauren Hough for a while now, I’ve been too distracted to sit down and read

last song: god's menu by stray kids.

last tv show: arcane (a friend recommended it and i liked how it was animated).

currently watching: élite (idk i'm bored and i've watched the last four seasons so might as well finish it).

currently reading: the alchemist by paulo coelho (one of my favorite idols recommended it and i'm loving it so much).

Last song: Mememe by 100 gecs (pls listen to it!! You deserve it)

Last tv show: My 600 lb. life

Currently watching: - (I rarely watch stuff)

Currently reading: I never read ooooopppss (yes, you can call me a creep)

last song: paper doll by sky ferreira

last tv show: worst roommate ever (not on tv but netflix)

currently watching: haha i always start watching new shows and struggle to finish them so here's a few: black mirror, sex education, aggretsuko and bojack horseman

currently reading: nothing that i would like to, just stuff i have to read for school :/

Last Song: Bent by Autoheart

Last Tv Show: Lost in Space

Currently Watching: Crawcrow Monsters, rewatching SS vs SS, Scream, and Archive 81

Currently Reading: Picture of Dorian Grey

Last Song: Darl+ing by Seventeen

Last TV Show: Again My Life

Currently Watching: Choose or Die

Currently Reading: We Hunt by the Flame by Hafsah Faizal