starting a foundation that gives disadvantaged children one wild ass night at the club

Why the fuck are you suggesting putting CHILDREN in a club?

So they can sip grey goose, maybe have a cig, and feel the rhythm? Are you the fun police?

me after 5 minutes of socializing: i’ve earned 3 days of silence

got my first ever official customer complaint because when i was going over the terms of their life insurance they were like "well i don't plan to die" and i was like "well you're going to"

knuckle tats say FOUC AULT

knuck tats saying POST, and on the other hand, having transcended the limitations of the form, STRUCTURALIST

no i havent seen that critically acclaimed movie with significant relevance to culture. no yeah, still working through bad stuff from other decades

people being rabidly anti-piracy is always so jarring to me i forget that this sentiment exists over and over and i’m always shocked. you no like free movie 😟 ?

nothing like being reminded that people you love are trapped by the circumstances of their lives and you can't help them because you are trapped by the circumstances of yours and so is everyone else and there is so much pain that you will never be able to save others from and sometimes people never get what they need or deserve and you can't do anything but witness and be present with them. that sometimes there really is no way out for someone from truly miserable circumstances and there's actually nothing you can do but just. be there. and sometimes that isn't enough but it's all you have

parents around the globe are listening to some shit loud as fuck on the Tv