vodka cran enthusiast

If you like fat boys hit that mfing reblog

there is this thing called a "kitty cat". and you can get one for inside your home, and it will sit on all of your surfaces, and you can pet it.

Fall in love again and again, but it's Johnny and V falling in love again each time I start a new playthrough

gay walmart: unexpected item in fagging area or whatever. Fuck it just reblog this shit

well the eagle eats my liver every day around 3pm, but otherwise i can meet when it best suits your schedule!

get your money up get your steel production up

just heard about dick cheney. I don't know what to say. every interaction I had with him, he was a veritable ray of sunshine. I still remember sitting by the lake, tracing reeds across the water's surface and promising that those beautiful days of summer would last forever

I'll fucking kill tha ginch for cutting me a absolutely dog shit slice of roast beast dude was carving that up 3 sizes too thin

has a breakdown about what a lonely life it is. goes for a walk with headphones in. purchases a beverage at the supermarket. you know how it goes