how do you do the things

REBLOG IF YOU WANT ANONS

you were born in 2006? what are you? a Honda Civic?

can i fucking help you?

Wait, is RCS not actually end-to-end encrypted or is it just SMS? I mean I wouldn't put it past Google to just straight up lie about that but that seems pretty blatant

the quick brown fox lowkey mogs the lazy dog

The quick brown fox just low-key vibe mogged the lazy chopped dog

The quickpilled brown fox vibemogs lazy chud dogcel by jumpmaxxing

as a child being told "the moon controls the tides" with no additional explanation was like. oh okay. you want me to believe in magic? you're talking about magic right now? okay. fine

did you hear mark zuckerberg renamed facebook to ligma

what’s facebook

what’s facebook

who the hell is mark zuckerberg

someone needs to stop this blue guy

Can't make this stuff up man

@evilwizard

don’t involve me in this…

@theshitpostcalligrapher ?

@teaboot ?

☹️

@derinthescarletpescatarian ?

Ask the cookie clicker guy

Over my undead body.

"the gang's all here" ass post except none of you want to be here XD

Mommy's going to take you out of the freezer and leave you in a room temperature environment, ok? Awww you're already dripping condensation... There's a puddle gathering at your base, my leaky little condensation slut.

can you put that on a coaster

No. I want her to see all her little circle stains on the table...

okay thats cute and all but this table was my grandmother's so i would really appreciate it if you could stop and actually consider other peoples belongings for 2 fucking seconds