I exist probably.

if magic was real I'd get really into wizardry long enough to learn like 3 spells then move on and 4 years later id be like oh yeah I remember how to summon flame. probably. and then id do all the hand motions out of order and explode

now that the world cup is out of the way can we focus on me instead

free use? *smirks snartly* so naive. you know nothing in this damned society is really free...

let's all have a fun time looking up new words when we encounter them to see what they mean before incorporating them into our vocabularies

im realizing very fast that people do not in fact know that sometimes things in stories suck on purpose and it sucking is the point

some people like to get mad at disability benefits because they think its unfair people who dont work get a payout from the government while they have to work 50 hours at the human suffering factory every week. but if you tell them "yeah that sucks i think you should also get a universal allowance and not have to work 50 hours at the human suffering factory every week" thats apparently the wrong answer.

what doesn't kill you makes you owwwww :( owwieee

I just Liked a glass of water and Reblogged it to my stomach

We make fun of steampunk and mock it but imagine if there really were marvelous devices

there's a group of high school boys in this McDonald's and I just heard one of them say "I bet you you cannae break your own arm" so something interesting might happen shortly