im having feelings about the uffington white horse again

I understand that you were aiming for a morally grey protagonist, but in practice what you've ended up with is more of a moral beige.

you can't say "hey has anyone noticed that M/M fic outnumbers F/F like 100:1” or “it feels racist that only 3/202 characters on the ao3 top 100 ships list are Black and two of them are Alastor HazbinHotel” bc some ppl will start going like “oh so you think we should FORCE people to write about things they DON’T CARE ABOUT for WOKE????” and you’ll be like “no, i’m pointing out that the conditions that created this disparity are informed by racism & misogyny” and ppl will say “it’s not BIGOTED to only care about WHITE MEN” and then the gargoyle king appears

the inherent homoeroticism of comic book characters who are best friends

"it's just stress" oh thank god, it's just the silent killer that slowly kills you, perfectly harmless, no need to worry