jade

told my roommate dracula was an epistolary novel because it’s made up of letters and she was like. of course it’s made of letters it’s a book

my most extreme weirdest kink is being wanted. my tamest kink is knife play

This is for WHAT

How much of a twat do you have to be to have fish and chips that looks like this

Six chip twat

dan has the “anything can be a dildo if you try hard enough” mindset and it’s concerning

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your stupid boyfriend doesn't have a crumb of whimsy

"damn I'm crying over an insect" "why am I having such strong feelings over how the sky looks" "it's weird how happy this small thing made me feel" THAT'S BECAUSE YOU LIVE HERE!!!! you live on this earth. everything all the time is an experience, no matter how common or mundane. this world is unique. so are its small moments. it is good to enjoy a tiny thing. you love the world even at its smallest scale.