Danny Phantom Is A Baby King Change My Mind

for @faiasakura​ who said “Jason buys these to sit in at the batcave”

A) is seriously worried about and cares for this kid Danny Manson he just met

And

B) Is seriously annoyed, stressed, and exacerbated by this asshole Phantom that just seems to have new powers every time they catch sight of him and has nonsense blood that most of his family wants to adopt and he JUST. CAN’T. FIND.

And waiting ever so patiently for the moment I get to drop the truth on him like a ton of bricks.

Literally no one in Amity Park thought to call the Justice League because Phantom was always on top of everything.

The first ghost that appeared, Lunch Lady, didn’t even do that much damage to the school, she was gone in less than a day. Other towns have dealt with worse, this can’t be a Justice League level threat.

When Skulker comes around the first time, he’s mainly focused on attacking Phantom, and Phantom seems to have it covered, no need to bother the Justice League with this.

The angry ghost dragon situation is, admittedly, a little concerning, but it doesn’t show up for long, so no one really has time to even think about calling for help.

One after the other, the ghosts show up, cause minor damage, and leave. Sure, Phantom is always around, and the town doesn’t exactly trust him, but he’s not doing direct harm to anyone, so why should they bother the Justice League?

And then Pariah Dark sends his army into the town. By the time anyone thinks to contact the Justice League, the barrier around the town is up, blocking any form of contact with the outside world.

And then… Danny Phantom steps up, and defeats him. He took out Pariah Dark all on his own. If he can take care of such a massive threat… well, then they probably won’t need to call the Justice League for anything, really.

Danny is hanging out with Dora, and gets caught in a trap by Aragon. He takes the dragon amulet and phases it into Danny’s chest, which turns Danny into a dragon, and then sends him through a natural portal to cause chaos.

Aragon tries to take over the zone while Danny is gone but Dora beats the crap out of him.

Meanwhile Danny is a dragon now, smaller than his human form because he’s still a baby ghost, and his core reflects that. Baby dragon Danny was sent to the DC universe and lands (un)gracefully in an alley in Gotham.

He could be feral like little baby man but he could also just be regular Danny brain power as a ghostly dragon. Who is like three feet long. He does his best to get his bearings, roams around a bit, hides from people, and scrounges for food as he tries to find a way back home. (Might not realize he’s not in his universe)

Danny catches the attention of some not so great people and runs and hides in an alley, digging into the trash or under a dumpster bc he is Smol.

Meanwhile Damian is out on patrol and hears commotion on the streets. He swiftly beats up this gang of guys chasing someone(or something) into an alley. After running them off he hears rustling amongst the trash in the dark alley. He thinks it’s a cat, as it usually is, but is surprised to find an actual, baby, black and white dragon with bright green eyes.

Obviously he plans to take him home, but has to coax Danny out from underneath the dumpster. Maybe he uses some snacks from his cool pouches on his belt. Eventually he wins over Danny, but Damian has to keep him a secret from the batfam.

The secret does not last long. Keeping a dragon in your room is not a good hiding spot. But, he found that Danny likes to cuddle, so obviously the little dragon had to stay with him.

Alfred found out first, promised not to say anything and help feed the dragon. Not sure who finds out next but Danny probably tries to bite Dick when he tries to pick him up a bunch.

Damian plans to train Danny to be his sidekick. If Batman gets a batdog, obviously Damian needs a bat dragon. Name is a work in progress, but Damian still makes Danny a lil bat outfit to match Ace.

Eventually everyone finds out and Bruce especially is trying to figure out where the dragon came from and why he’s just chilling with the fam. The tamest dragon he’s ever seen tbh it makes him worried

Damian finds out about some of Danny’s powers and shenanigans ensue. Danny gets comfy with the bats and is treating the whole thing like a vacation away from his troublesome life. Dragons probably purr, right?

 A silly little fic inspired by that bit in Memory Blank where Danny is shown phasing through the door of the girls’ locker room. Read on AO3.

He stood in front of the door looking up at the sign to the girls’ bathroom, it had been taunting him for weeks.

Right after the accident, when he could barely stay above the floor and dropped anything that was in his hands for more than ten seconds, Tucker had joked that it would be a cinch for him to sneak into the girls’ locker room now.

Sam had smacked him for that and told him he wasn’t helping.

And, to be fair, at the time it really hadn’t helped, but Tuck’s words had stuck with him. So there he was, an invisible boy, standing in the middle of the school hallway, wondering what lay on the other side of the forbidden door.

Television and movies made girls’ bathrooms look like the most amazing places. There were couches where girls could sit around and gossip and vanities with big mirrors surrounded by lights to do their makeup, fancy soaps that perfumed the air, and, of course, the girls themselves. It was paradise. Any teenage boy would kill to be in his shoes, in fact, Tucker would already be through the door.

So why was he still standing there, outside the door?

oh god what did i do

I THOUGHT IT WAS A JOKE

oh?

you’re shitting me