helo

You are angry about something. “Clam down,” I text you. You assume I have made a typo, but in fact I am holding a small soldier clam in my hands. He died so young. War is hell

fuck it a vampire with a gun

count glockula

GET the fuck back in there nobody gonna invent society n taxes now bitch!!!

Don’t hurt Grandpa :(

youre in her DMs… im in the dragon figurine aisle of the craft store and i dont even know her and im not interested

forge your own path

my mom says she’s not a hugger. but when i put my arms around her on a gloomy day or after bad news she’s the last to let go. my dad says he doesn’t want gifts on his birthday, but i see the way his face light up when i get him a card with a nice message and a box full of chocolate anyway. he’s just a kid inside, still. it makes him giddy. my brother never says i love you. but when i tell him “i just need to finish the dishes before i vacuum!” he wordlessly goes to vacuum the entire house before i can, and if he sees me struggle with a wrapper or a jar or a bottle he mutters ‘c’mere’ and opens it for me without even sparing me a glance. the thing is, people love you quietly, and you love them quietly, and the air is buzzing with tiny but grand gestures & once you look for them, you find them everywhere. i think that’s really beautiful.

i may be an ugly and unlovable bastard in human terms but in gargoyle terms? lets just say i’d be at the top of the cathedral 

“ Warning: I do this ”

This is what sexism does. The media runs a smear campaign against women. And when we were younger we knew no better and trusted them. Now we know better.

he remembers slagathor to the end

I want to add how much I love that the show expressly recognized that Jason knew this was a pattern, and understands Janet is not a girl, but that this is their thing. That it’s not him being too dim to get it, or him being an asshole about it, but it is instead their in-joke and something that he cares about.

A. E. Osworth wrote a very touching article about this moment on Autostraddle!