danny phantom

Cuttlefish pretending to be a hermit crab

@mmmskulljuice

look they were both being crabs thinking the other was a crab!!

“am crab.” “am also crab–wait a minute” “…YOOOOOOOOOOO” “YOOOOOOOOOOOO”

“Same crab!” “Same crab!”

“theyre homophobic but theyre good people!!!” hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm. are they really. are they REALLY. are they. are theyr eally. Are the

this post is making straight people mad keep reblogging

can’t wait for the final boss battle of duolingo when you fight the 50 foot owl armed with nothing but your wits, a sword, and your shaky grasp of verb conjugations

mike’s hard bubble tea

It’s just marbles

u ever wake up from a dream like “damn i guess i’m not coping with THAT as well as i thought i was”

at this point you are just showing off.

How? How is it fucking possible to make stone look sheer?

Whats the saddest meal you can think of?

…………cheesy peasy…..

the fuck is a resume bitch give me the job

i went to my first physics lecture this quarter and the professor literally told us “i wrote the textbook for this course but i’m going to pirate it for you guys because i hate my publishers”