Panic

I ask spongebob what grilling krabby patties feels like and he says not everything feels like something else

both prints available here 🫶inprnt.com/gallery/titsay

baby i could treat you so good you just have to get past my strange and off-putting demeanor and my kubrick stare and my inability to behave like a human and the 40 layers of icy fortress walls i have up and answer my riddles three

For the first time in my tenure on tumblr, it's "THAT'S A PHOTOGRAPH?" and not "THAT'S AN OIL PAINTING?"

THERE’S A SHINY

The fur, the ears, the electricity coming off the shiny’s tail, the expression on the one up front and how perfectly it lends to the electricity coming off its cheeks… this is gorgeous.

(deep in my coal mine) huh. maybe canaries just do that.