“OUR DARK LORD COME FORTH AND GIVE US YOUR INSTRUCTIONS.’
“Hey uh, this is my first meeting...what’s going on?”
“oh, well hello there. I’m Gerald. That’s Derek.”
“MORE FLAME. OUR DARK LORD REQUIRES MORE FLAME.”
“Uh hey Gerald. I’m Stu....so yeah. what’s going on?”
“well nice to meet you Stu, and to answer your first question, Derek is trying to summon our Dark Lord Zuul so that we may serve him, praise to zuul.”
“So what brings you here to our meeting.”
“Oh well my friend Sherry. Hey Sherry!”
“Hi Stu! Glad you could make it! PRAISE ZUUL!”
“She said there would be free bread.”
“Bread is after the ceremony.”
“Right. Well she didn’t mention the whole ceremony part.”
“Well that doesn’t seem right.”
“I mean i was thinking that, i just didn’t want to say anything during the whole ceremony.”
“Mighty nice of you Stu.”
“PREPARE THE SACRIFICE, SO ZUUL MAY BE SUMMONED TO OUR REALM.”
“Well, you’re free to stay until after the dark ritual is performed and get some bread with us, on account of Sherry misleading you and all.”
“Uh..thanks for the offer, but won’t Zuul”
“I mean your dark lord be angry about the non believer eating your bread?”
“Normally yes, but Derek hasn’t actually summoned anyone ever so I think this one time we’ll be okay bending the rules.”
“Your dark messenger of..darkness doesn’t get summoned how do you know when the ritual is over?”
“Oh, we usually call it a day when Sarah shows up with the refreshments.”
“Hey guys, i brought hot chocolate today!”
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