Dani

I love my job, but reblogging employment jelly for someone else I love.

being my mutual means we’re in a parasocial relationship automatically

official boob post

official boob post

Inspecting your dash for mice

sensible chuckle

@otiksimr

The lion does not concern itself with the bank account balance when a little treat is calling

The lion will never financially recover from this

Forbidden knowledge was granted you that night

i’m reblogging to spread this information around 

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Vote to note ratio = 1:4,643 ≈ 4,643.00x as many NOTES as VOTES

Lol just found McDonald's doordash on someone's doorstep #hunter #gatherer

That’s literally gathering not hunting or did your dumpy ass kill the burger yourself

I killed the dasher

Okay W

Another tip for DDG - if you want to permanently get rid of DDG's AI features (which you can turn off in settings, but only temporarily) - for now you can just use noai.duckduckgo.com as your search engine. Works as advertised in the name.

reblog to give the pervious person a nice rock

found a rock in the kitchen and as I was about to throw it in the trash I thought "wait this is cruel I should let it outside" as if it was a living thing