*passionately thinks about story instead of writing it*

i love when you listen to a new song and you’re like three seconds in and you’re already like yes this pleases me it is mine

my biggest kink is finally buying something i’ve been eyeing forever 

I’m in a social event regretting every second of it

Girls will say they busy and be in their bed relaxin or sleep

Sounds busy to me

so this kid he used to bully me in middle school before i got tough, well this is kind of a funny story. so i sugar from time to time but my latest sugar mommys house is so extra and i didnt bring my glasses but im going through the house because she told me to make myself at home and i see a family photo and im just like he looks really familiar but i cant make out shit. and so she and i start talking and shes like yeah i have a son your age actually and im just like wait… and she was like you’ll meet him later when we go to the car show, and im just like fuckin wait.. and we get to the car show and its me and her we’re holding hands being friendly and shes like and heres my son. and i shit u not this is the same dude who used to fucking bully me in middle school and he starts fucking crying because he didnt know his mom was lesbian and i was just like hey its been a while, but im getting fucked by your mom.

99.9% of the people on this website are stupid

i am the 1%

dumbass you mean 0.1%