don't hate, relate

i want ads to feel pain when i skip them btw

Hello white mutuals. Before you is a charcuterie board with 15 different types of cheese. If you manage to go 12 hours without touching the cheeses you can leave this room. Good luck.

Why would I want to leave this room the cheeses are in here

gay af to be a knight. Why are you meeting another man’s challenge? So you can seek him out one year hence?

the real difference between twitter and tumblr is that twitter fries your brain like an egg almost immediately vs tumblr simmers your brain slow n low in a crockpot

Remember gamers, “cheating” is only for multiplayer, when you’re on your own it’s “having fun”

we’ll meet again in another life

I can't believe staff deleted all of their initial @/postplus blog posts and just pretended that the survey and the encouragement-of-illegal-fanfic-monetization backlash never happened. As if they don't know how their own site works?? As if those now-deleted posts aren't still floating around in 100,000 different reblog chains and even more mocking screenshots?? As if we, the gremlin userbase of this hellsite would ever forget how they initially approached the whole mess???

They build castles in the sand and ask the sea to pay rent

this reply is so fucking raw

Say one word. One word, and I’m yours.

bungus