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I should quit my job to pursue a life of meaningless violence

mind you i’m doing this shit while employed. never give up

ive invented (note: dubious claim) something i call the bear diet which is mostly fruits and vegetables with fish as the main protein source and something like once a month you eat a few hyperprocessed foods of your liking because that is when you, the bear, raid a dumpster in the suburbs

after the hyperprocessed foods, do you take tranquilizers to simulate getting captured by animal control and returned to the wild?

i would settle for melatonin gummies but well. knock yourself out

remembering that time i got drunk and told a guy he looked like a wrought iron gate

he didnt respond to my observation. just sorta stood there

... much like something else i know of

you think that you're so alone in the world then you read literature from hundreds of years ago and you realize that other people have always felt this way

the melancholic brunette in me recognizes the melancholic brunette in you

@cocainejuul 🤍