•Nico•

Hi, its me. The warmest creature in the world. I love you. Im the warmest creature in the world and I love you so much and I need to be in your lap right now. Yes, I know about the heat wave. That's okay though because I was already the warmest creature in the world so I don't mind. I love you and you need to let me sleep in your lap right now. I'm soooo warm and I love you sooo much. If you say no you'll be saying no to a thing that love you. Let me sleep in your lap. When I fall asleep I get warmer. I love you

ragebaiting lemonade stand owner with one simple order

Highly unlikely to be of use but I want a card I can carry in my wallet that says “If I Die First In A Traumatic Survival Scenario I Want You To Know I’m Okay With You Cannibalizing Me, It’s Fine, Don’t Be Weird And Guilty About it”. And then on the back there could be like. A list of recipes n shit

To be clear, I don’t WANT to be cannibalized. It’s not my personal preference. It’s just that if I beef it out in the open somewhere and some poor starving fuck has to have a crisis of ethics over using the protein or dying in a hole, I’d want to some way to let them know my dead ass is rooting for them

New Hot Take: I Think An Organ Donor Card Counts In A Pinch, Actually

I think it is Angelic in nature, and it hums to be eaten sweetly

you really have to wonder why is ai so widely accessible when all our lives we’ve been told nothing in life is free

I bought a timer lock box for my weed pen. I will be high in 7 days and 1 minute

When youre a kid youre like wtf adults are making themselves sick with poisons and when youre an adult youre like i need more poisons ASAP

can i bring my ipod shuffle with me into The hole that is large enough to fit tthe population of the earth where we will all lie until we rot?

doesn't really make a difference but we dont have electrical hookups in the holes so it wont last that long

can i bring a second ipod shuffle to use after the first one has gone flat