Struggling from the womb to the tomb

you're laughing. beloved network tv show 911's resident single dad with repressed homosexuality is dating three people at once and you're laughing.

they should add some trench warfare mechanics to football

y'all were fucking serious???

WH-

had a dream where the tables turned and pete wentz was obsessed with ME

Hey, I LOVE bots when they’re just here to play with us. COMMERCIAL bots suck.

Long time jerker first time burster. Just wanted to write in and say keep up the good work, love the show. Also can anyone let me know if that was supposed to happen? should I go to a hospital?

What are you even saying

overheard an old man talking about how he got a great deal on a bouquet of flowers and is excited to give them to his wife whose in the hospital rn because they'll make her "happier than a faggot in boytown". insane thing to say

Anybody else have no idea how their personality is perceived by others? Like am I nice? Am I mean? I have no idea.

When people tell me stuff about me I literally think about it nonstop for 3-5 business days.

A coworker casually said “everyone else likes you” (because one coworker was mad at me) and I was for real like ????everyone likes me??????

I am beginning to feel concerned about how much more attractive I find Steve Harrington while he's distressed or injured. That's not a good sign right?