Dane Pop Frippery

the thing is glenn knows what hairstyles look good on him. i don't know why he likes to pretend he doesn't. or why he pretends like dennis would have a stupid little no maintenance straight man haircut. don't play games with me man.

Glenn is trying to distance his natural prettiness from Dennis while in canon is being gaslit on wigs by Mac (or so is my belief)

do y’all think Charlie and Mac watch musicals together I’m having thoughts

Dennis, you're my son. I know you. I know your character. I know the type of person you are. That's why I know you definitely didn't do it. Be honest with me. Talk to daddy.

My mom likes to tell me about how when I was a little kid riding public transport with her I'd always smile and giggle and chat with weird old ladies who smelled like cat pee and homeless folks and strangers dressed in bizarre outfits but any time a tidy and respectable businessman in a suit and tie waved at me I'd immediately clam up, and she takes a great deal of pride in my supposed inherentability to clock personalities but the truth is I do vaguely remember those bus rides, and it was never about the clothes or the hair or the smell, but more because everyone "strange" asked interesting questions and listened to what I had to say and seemed to think about what I said while the neat and tidy and rigid folks only ever acted like they were going through the motions, which was boring as hell and also pretty annoying

The first rule of fandom is have fun. The second rule of fandom is find an enabler and become an enabler. Yes you should write that fic. What if it was even hornier? What if it was angstier? What if you wrote it just for me?

What if there was only one bed?