Dane Pop Frippery

came out of a movie into the theatre lobby and everyone was screaming and i was like 'thats weird and loud' and then i went outside and everyone was screaming and i was like 'oh my god it happened' and then i learned it was cuz of a basketball game lmao 💀

taking public transit and ppl are yelling 'go knicks' and then everyone cheers and the i saw a crowd of ppl and i yelled 'go knicks' and they all cheered lol.

This is what it’s all about. Saturday night. At home. Switching between the same 4 apps on my phone. Getting scared.

the thing is glenn knows what hairstyles look good on him. i don't know why he likes to pretend he doesn't. or why he pretends like dennis would have a stupid little no maintenance straight man haircut. don't play games with me man.

Glenn is trying to distance his natural prettiness from Dennis while in canon is being gaslit on wigs by Mac (or so is my belief)

do y’all think Charlie and Mac watch musicals together I’m having thoughts

Dennis, you're my son. I know you. I know your character. I know the type of person you are. That's why I know you definitely didn't do it. Be honest with me. Talk to daddy.

My mom likes to tell me about how when I was a little kid riding public transport with her I'd always smile and giggle and chat with weird old ladies who smelled like cat pee and homeless folks and strangers dressed in bizarre outfits but any time a tidy and respectable businessman in a suit and tie waved at me I'd immediately clam up, and she takes a great deal of pride in my supposed inherentability to clock personalities but the truth is I do vaguely remember those bus rides, and it was never about the clothes or the hair or the smell, but more because everyone "strange" asked interesting questions and listened to what I had to say and seemed to think about what I said while the neat and tidy and rigid folks only ever acted like they were going through the motions, which was boring as hell and also pretty annoying