Dane Pop Frippery

Dennis, you're my son. I know you. I know your character. I know the type of person you are. That's why I know you definitely didn't do it. Be honest with me. Talk to daddy.

My mom likes to tell me about how when I was a little kid riding public transport with her I'd always smile and giggle and chat with weird old ladies who smelled like cat pee and homeless folks and strangers dressed in bizarre outfits but any time a tidy and respectable businessman in a suit and tie waved at me I'd immediately clam up, and she takes a great deal of pride in my supposed inherentability to clock personalities but the truth is I do vaguely remember those bus rides, and it was never about the clothes or the hair or the smell, but more because everyone "strange" asked interesting questions and listened to what I had to say and seemed to think about what I said while the neat and tidy and rigid folks only ever acted like they were going through the motions, which was boring as hell and also pretty annoying

The first rule of fandom is have fun. The second rule of fandom is find an enabler and become an enabler. Yes you should write that fic. What if it was even hornier? What if it was angstier? What if you wrote it just for me?

What if there was only one bed?

weird online trend recently where people forget there is a person on the other side of the screen :/

Just hum the Simpsons tune ‘just don’t look’ for something you don’t like and get on with your day.

Time to admit I just assumed this phrase went back to actual chat rooms or aim stuff (when ur old new phrases blend together in the timeline)

@copperbadge this seems up your alley

WOAH.

Reblogging again for my trans* and genderfluid buddies and also all female cosplay friends.

yO IM !!!!!!!!

WOAH THIS POPPED UP ON MY DASH AGAIN! Everyone, this is the binder I use. Its rather comfortable, and it doesn’t feel too constricting to me. In fact, half the time i’m running around in cosplay and i forget im wearing a binder! i do remember to limit my time in the binder to at most 8 hours if not 6, take deep breaths after its off, and to do deep coughs, etc. but honestly using a sports bra was more noticable and uncomfortable than this binder. and they last, too! I recomend it to anyone who can afford it and bind safely!

For my totally rad trans dude gobs of masculine presenting nb gobs.

whoa. literally, wow.

this was like the post that introduced me to the idea of binding

Chat this isn’t a real website, everytime I try the link it redirects to an advertisement for some random bullshit

Update; my fluffy 25 pound dickhead of a Maine coon mix Disapproves Strongly of the child locks on the food door. Loudly. Is now attempting to figure out how to work a child lock with his enormous crime paws.