queen of pop

i bet cavemen were doing some pentatonix acapella shit all the time

ESC boldly asks the question what if your coworkers were lesbian mom (switzerland), cocaine uncle (armenia) and cringefail son (uk)

australian lady is every facebook mom ever. she probably invented facebook moms

australia saw gojo nq'ing last year and took it so personally they said: "fuck it, throw Delta Goodrem at em and give her the entire GDP of the host country for her performance"

Those who think that wisdom and whimsy are mutually exclusive have neither. It's vitally important to do the right thing when the consequences are dire, and to do a whole bunch of utterly frivolous silly dumb shit when it doesn't matter what you do.

Maybe if I just work harder, this empty cup will pour again

Maybe the cup needs a bit of time to rest and refill?

Maybe the cup needs to lock the fuck in???

astromechs are my fav type of starwars chars cause they're chaotic trash cans filled with violence, sass, and an unreasonable amount of security clearance

I hope Bertha Russell never faces a consequence in her life. I hope she becomes grand emperor of the galaxy and slaughters everyone beneath her. thanks in advance.