My main hobby is nachos

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Little Red Riding Hood is preyed on by the Big Bad Wolf

Puss from Puss in Boots: The Last Wish is hunted by Death, taking the form of an anthropomorphic wolf

Zant from The Legend of Zelda: Twilight Princess is trying to stop Link, who in this game can take the form of a wolf

Professor Marmalade from The Bad Guys is enemies with Mr. Wolf, who is an anthropomorphic wolf (as his name implies)

Next:

Jeong Jeong from Avatar

Moto Moto from Madagascar

Señor Senior Sr. from Kim Possible

Bobobo-bo Bo-bobo from Bobobo-bo Bo-bobo

Next:

Clara from Doctor Who destroyed the moon by letting a creature hatch out of it

Korosensei from Assassination Classroom blue a giant chunk out of the moon, making it a permanent crescent

Dr. Eggman from Sonic used his space station’s laser to blow up the moon

Piccolo from Dragon Ball used a chi attack to destroy the moon to stop Gohan’s Saiyan transformation

Next:

Do you like the color of the sky?

Are fedoras really that bad?

I like your shoelaces

spiders georg is an outlier adn should not have been counted

Last one:

Pharrell Williams

Pendleton Ward

Patrick Warbutron

Paul Walker

Wolf

Double name

Moon

Meme

First and last letter of your name

More specifically P.W were the letters that formed “Moon Moon” in the original post

Now that’s all, folks!

once on the subway, some investment banker guy was hitting on me and trying to invite me to a party with [indecipherable slang]

and i asked him to clarify, so he used some other [indecipherable slang]

there’s like five iterations of this until it finally “clicks” and i accidentally blurt, for the entire packed subway car to hear, “OH, YOU MEAN LIKE COCAINE”

dude is glancing over his shoulder, looking like he wants to die on the spot, and clarifies “yes, i mean like cocaine”

i smile and go “no thank you, but i hope you have a good time with the drugs!”

Oh, it's super real, and it's super weird. It's called the Cave of Crystals, in Naica, Mexico. Those giant crystals are gypsum, and originally formed in water that was later drained out. Without the water to support them, they're extremely precarious.