swimming

“Hear me out” and it’s the most conventionally attractive alien father figure you’ve ever seen

you can literally get gender changers for like $3

Reblog if you got a gender changer for like $3

whys this a bulk reblog

3 for 1 deal

whys this a bulk reblog

3 for 1 deal

where's that photo of that shepherd dog being comforted by one of the sheep he guards after saving them from a wolf attack

What is it about laying on the floor when you're overwhelmed that makes everything feel so much better?

When God has ceased to answer your prayers, it feels good to distance yourself from Heaven.

Adding this to my list of incredibly raw fucking lines gifted from the impossible wonder that is tumblr

Yes, I am a straight man. Yes, getting the shit beat out of me in an all-male mosh pit is an erotic experience for me. We exist

I just went on a rant about plungers, how’s your day going?

why does this have nearly 100 notes

Because with this level of passion, containment is futile 

The real question is why does this not have a million notes? This is information that will very likely, at some point, be incredibly useful to anyone who has indoor plumbing. Which is, you know, probably, 99.99% of this website's user base. (I'm sure there's someone out there using Tumblr who lives in a house built in 1850 which never got upgraded and they still have an outhouse rather than toilet.)

it’s a leap yeap

My nightmare: making a typo that people are still talking about over a century later

#they look like theyve been having a chat about u and u just walked in

Look! Seahorses!