a blue dream

phone in bed show me what I need to see

“so when people you like lose its not funny but when people you dont like lose its absolutely funny” well YES thats the whole point of sports??

the problem is i really do love staying up until one billion o'clock. it just cant be helped

life could be so much easier if i could oscillate between a pussy and a dick at will but im sure many people feel this way

i’ve seen people counter the idea of polyamory as a solution to conflicting ships by saying that sometimes the characters in question would not work as a poly ship which is fair and often true but as an avid enjoyer of both polyamory and toxic relationships i think it’s kind of awesome when a particular poly configuration mostly exists to drive everyone involved to madness

there’s gonna be some hot summer nights this mid july so i reckon you and i have got to get forever wild

every time i start to feel cringe for being too deep in the hyperfixation i remember the intense depression i have waded through and have to remind myself that enjoyment is fleeting (so grab it with both hands), and life is for loving (so hold that love close), and if anyone thinks i’m cringe they must not be having a very good time (and i hope they can find a good time soon).

i hope you all think of me not just as your friend but as your mutual who likes your personal post like way too soon after you posted it

does anyone want to play sexual tension with me

who thinks 👍 is passive aggressive i read it as an old timey mobster going "on it boss"

Whenever I use thumbs up I'm sticking my hand out from under a pile of rubble, too exhausted to speak, but signalling I'm okay

I’m tapping the feed to acknowledge the message like Murderbot

outlines of two alligators that got raptured by the lord himself