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This some straight up charlie chaplin stunting

I think the worst part was that she was fighting with an egg

i love 13 year olds

me and a bunch of rowdy teens are going out to an abandoned parking lot to do some swearing

I’m a hopeless bromantic, high five me in the rain, fistbump me gently as the sun sets.

Ancient Greek guy talking to Ancient Greek artist: so what kind of art do you do? Ancient Greek artist: handsome muscle boys Ancient Greek guy: nice, love that

but didn’t that already happen?

don’t be silly, everyone knows about Tricky Dick’s Wet ‘n’ Wild Water Heist of 1967

i’m not against vaping, but man, vaping two inches from my face on the subway is a ridiculous asshole kind of move. this dude was billowing like he was auditioning for the role of haunted house fog machine. the humidity in the whole car changed, he was ruining haircuts. just jump starting the water cycle. condensation was dripping down my glasses. people were slipping off poles, it was chaos. it was like watching one man try to terraform the moon. a planet with one dense, root beer scented atmosphere blocking out the sun and choking all life. 

i consider this a sort of prose poem to be honest

it was called ninteno 64 because there were only 64 of them

it was called nintendo 64 because when you see it you turn 360 degrees and walk away

it was called the n64 because it was made in 1964

It was called the Nintendo 64 because it’s Nintendo’s 64th console

It was called the N64 because of its 64 bit processor, which was capable processing 3 dimensional graphics, which was the main selling point of the console, due to the rarity of 3D systems at the time

It was called th N64 because the souls of the original 64 Nintendo employees are trapped inside it.