An Extremely Goofy Movie

literally a quote from Marcus Aurelius

HAD to go and dig for the quote. “sex is the friction of a piece of gut and, following a sort of convulsion, the expulsion of some mucus.” marcus was just being reductive, but purrp takes his analysis one step further: he correctly identifies that sex is stupid

how can civilisation be in decline when social media abounds with philosophers greater than Marcus Aurelius

Why did English keep the German ‘stark’ as an intensifier but only for ‘naked’ and ‘raving mad’

two most German modes of being

“Kill them with kindness.” Of course. Just make sure you do kill them.

I feel cheated. no one on Reddit told me that tumblr is a serotonin factory. Keep liking and reblogging my posts please thanks

Just don't fly too close to the sun.

Throw me to the sun and I’ll get it pregnant

he understands the website your honour

@stoicitious @pinkrhinoceros

This is hands down the best thing I’ve seen today I’m crying KHIII better have Nicki Minaj as a secret coliseum boss

Yeah you're right. It WOULD be pretty fucked up if you were a swan but you were raised by ducks and you grew up never seeing another swan or even knowing that such a thing as a swan even existed so you just thought you were a duck with something super wrong with it.