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@konfusedkitten
hi! iβm mel. nice to meet you. i like many things and most go on this account. however, there was a time that i had specific side blogs to keep things separate.
these are my side blogs (i follow from this account):
@phannietime - dan and phil
@exyexy - all for the game/the sunshine court
@thisisthehaus - omg check, please
@bi-blue-paladin - voltron
@trees-and-spells - witchcraft
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dress up is one of the most important pillars of gameplay that is often ignored by game developers to disasterous results
i can understand the trials but were the tribulations really necessary
gay pencils in elaine's apartment
tshirt that says: I CARE WHAT GHOSTS THINK OF ME
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honestly i never thought the phrase βi want that twink obliteratedβ was like a sexual thing. like when i read the phrase i imagine βa meteor like the one that killed the dinosaurs is summoned from the heavens and hits the twink in questionβ type situation
I always pictured something like this
I like when characters try to fix their problems with bad sex
LMAO and Loam have the same letters. coincedence? or is this another shining truth that earth and soil is joyous and plentiful
I love when kids mention media you were enjoying before they were even born and you're like "i know that media" and they're like
>: O !!!!!!!!!!!!
today a kid opened the door to the nature center over his toe and took off the entire toenail. blood everywhere. i brought out one of our snakes for him to interact with while his mom patched him up with our first-aid kit. his two sisters, no older than 10, asked its name. i said we don't name our wild animals in this center. they asked if they could give it an honorary name only they'll know and i said that's fine. one of them said, "okay, Toriel!" I said, "from Undertale?"
They went Bananas
not media and i think i posted about this before but last autumn i was chaperoning a bunch of kids on a tour at a dairy farm and they had time to pet some of the baby goats (aka 'kids') so when we had to go i said "all kids who are human need to make their way to the pasture gate" and one of the girls said "what if I'm a therian?" clearly expecting to stump me but I said "okay, do you identify as a goat?" and she went " : O ! no!" and i said "then out of the pasture" and she skedaddled
this is one of the really funny things about teaching middle school. last year at one point a kid I didn't really know came up and asked me a silly zany question obviously with the attempt to like. befuddle and frustrate me, as an """"Old Person""""". but they gravely miscalculated. because the question they asked was, "What are your Homestuck headcannons"
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Itβs funny how sacabambaspis is like the funniest looking animal in every hypothetical except for that one picture that makes me feel like Iβm about to be killed
whatβs crazy about being in your late 20s is that youβve only been an adult for a decade and people are really out here believing your life is over
disappears into the fog with a gay little run that pisses you off
you've heard of nicknames and nicholasnames. now, get ready for what i've been calling reagan names. where you take a bastardization of a name and keep going. tip: you need to be very stupid to think this is funny
examples:
max -> maximilian -> mr million
conrad -> connie -> confirmation bias -> propaganda -> the proper gander
rolan -> rolan vehicle -> grand theft auto -> san andreas -> andy -> supermandy -> the superbowl
Gender Troubles: The Butches (watch it for free until March 29th)
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tumblr is the website for if you're just someone's weird sister
im like if someones deadbeat loser unemployed boyfriend was a girl with a job
