queen of cringe

Shoutout to those that never imagined this guy and get really confused when they see everyone agree that they saw them as a kid. My favorite collective hallucination.

Fanfic in general is so funny because you can read a fic thats set completely in the canon of a show and the characters will be wildly ooc but somehow a 24 chapter 114k word mafia college bdsm au manages to encapsulate their dynamic and archetype perfectly

*throws ibuprofen on the ground and watches the aging tumblr populous peck at them like chickens*

Obsessed with animals that don’t immediately understand something and just tilt their head about it. Does it make any more sense at a 45° angle, bud?

That’s it. That’s fandom culture in a nutshell.

can we nominate him for the Darwin award

Fellas is it gay to have sex with a woman?

So is a man topping another man straight

It is the nature of mankind that every once in awhile, someone will reinvent Athenian concepts of sexuality.