DAMM!T

Wash the dishes in your sink

Get your outfit for tomorrow together, including accessories

Set up coffee/tea/breakfast

Make your lunch

Put your keys somewhere obvious

Wash your face and brush your teeth

Take your medication/set out your meds for the morning

Charge your electronics

Pour a little cleaner in the toilet bowl (if you don’t have pets or children or sleepwalking adults)

Set your alarm

brain: okay so read one

me:

having no concept of time

having to read using a ruler or something to block the rest of the words. what the heck

being irrationally angry for no reason

self care is boring, don’t wanna do it

eating? too boring. no thanks

those days when nothing is good

everything is too much no thanks

boredom so bad you clip through the floor and end up 3 years in the past and you don’t remember how to divide

Learn to kindly but firmly say “that’s personal”.

You owe no one information about your body, your opinions, your family, your health, not even your favorite food if u dont wanna share.

A kinda creepy guy at work asks what u did on the weekend? A well-meaning relative asks abt your health problems? A friend of a friend asks about your partner? Maybe smile for a second and then say “you know, that’s actually kinda personal” and change the subject or give a very general answer if u want.

Want to level it up a bit or make a point? Instead of making it sound like it’s a personal topic for you, try deploying a little condescension and careful wording to imply that that person is asking a universally inappropriate question. “That’s a little personal, don’t you think?” + the side eye can make a lot of people think twice.

Somebody: Oh no, what happened?!?!??

can’t do it because im bored and nothing is interesting

can’t do it because im overwhelmed and im one slightly dissapointed glance away from crying for the next week

I’m in one of those categories so I see a therapist, take some meds and work patiently on and with my brain.

Other folks *don’t* need Zoloft but they *do* like to make violent, credible threats, amass military-grade weapons, kill animals and/or beat women. If more than one person that lives with you has called the police because they are afraid you are going to hurt them, you shouldn’t be able to get a gun.

Aries: they look stone dead, no joke

Taurus: so cute

Gemini: look like they are having the best dream ever

Cancer: they manage to look sensually sad even in their sleep

Leo: peaceful

Virgo: relaxed, but if you touched them you are about to get knocked down

Libra: they look mad af

Scorpio: don’t you dare touch them

Sagittarius: they look adorable tbh

Capricorn: cutest thing ever

Aquarius: they either sleep a lot or have insomnia, but they are always tired