-PROLIFIC LESBIAN CASANOVA-

when you’re mean to me this is literally who you’re being mean to *image of me perched atop a throne of human skulls on a cliff above the ocean, howling wind and shrieking seagulls, and the dream goes on forever, one single static frame*

And also the indestructibility of that woman's ankles

like if you think everyone should try black lipstick reblog if you think everyone should try black lipstick share if you think everyone should try black lipstick reply if you think everyone should try black lipstick ignore if you think everyone should try black lipstick

i will personally never understand that thing people do when theyre like "i thought this was a good piece of art until i realised its fetish/pornographic" like why does art lose value if the artist was a little horny when they made it. why is that so scary. im sure a lot of the old masters were doing portraits of their lovers slightly bricked up & theyre still displayed in museums. why is sexual arousal not an acceptable source of inspiration when like every other emotion is. well i mean i know why sadly but i do not like it so i'll continue to complain about it

Meat is trying to exchange me like a token or trinket again.

does it help or hurt that I think you would Be really pleased with the other things on the shelf with you?

Well I'd have to know my neighbours before I could decide that, wouldn't I?

as a feminist i think girls should suck each other’s tits more

by the way it's fine to like sexual content just for the sake of it. "we can't ban porn because other stuff will get banned" "sometimes nude art has value" "the government will classify queer people as sexual" this is all true but it's okay to just like porn. its okay to not want porn to be banned because you like it.

It's fucked up that you can contract "good night" to "g'night" just fine but it if you try to do the same for "good luck" it sounds like you're throating the person you're talking to tip-to-base

Everyone say thank you women with deep low pitched voices

I will NEVER not fuck with women using a traditionally masculine title. Tell me more about that girl that's also a prince.