burn too bright, now the fire's gone

we need more men in STEM (Stockings, Tight pants, Eyeliner, Mesh tops)

My mermaid was so pleasant and generous before, but now she's got her claws out!

And is your beclawed mermaid just as stunning as she was before? Or are you afraid of what wild she might show?

And what if we just never left Fiji? What then?

Sixteen! A good number! No one has ever taken me on a vacation like this before. 🖤🩵 I love you so much, Dwayne!!

On anon or not, ask my muse about their family.

She's not a fish (yet)

Hello Dwayne! Question for you- yet???

NEGATIVE FUCKING TWO??

Wow. How did you manage that, huh?

Because somehow catching the most beautiful woman in the universe doesn't count.

No it does not! When you said I am a catch, I did not expect you to be so literal about it.

Away from you, perhaps. I am finding so many around me. Perhaps it is you and not me, baby. Have you considered that?

And if I did, we would both be out of luck! I can use the rod, I suppose. I will not catch a single thing, but I can. Well. Perhaps one thing, if you let me use your rod.

I am wounded that one would even consider I would sabotage my beloved's chances at beating me in a competition! He can sabotage himself all on his own!

RUDE

Oh? I can show you rude, my love. I am on a winning streak- do you want to test your luck?

Anyway, now I'm eating dinner with a boner trying to tear it's way through my pants.

NEGATIVE FUCKING TWO??

Wow. How did you manage that, huh?