burn too bright, now the fire's gone

She's not a fish (yet)

Hello Dwayne! Question for you- yet???

NEGATIVE FUCKING TWO??

Wow. How did you manage that, huh?

Because somehow catching the most beautiful woman in the universe doesn't count.

No it does not! When you said I am a catch, I did not expect you to be so literal about it.

Away from you, perhaps. I am finding so many around me. Perhaps it is you and not me, baby. Have you considered that?

And if I did, we would both be out of luck! I can use the rod, I suppose. I will not catch a single thing, but I can. Well. Perhaps one thing, if you let me use your rod.

I am wounded that one would even consider I would sabotage my beloved's chances at beating me in a competition! He can sabotage himself all on his own!

RUDE

Oh? I can show you rude, my love. I am on a winning streak- do you want to test your luck?

Anyway, now I'm eating dinner with a boner trying to tear it's way through my pants.

NEGATIVE FUCKING TWO??

Wow. How did you manage that, huh?

Seems like he is fishing for compliments. >;]

I do! And I do when I come back up after getting what I want. Which are fish.

Is there a problem, Dwayne.

Away from you, perhaps. I am finding so many around me. Perhaps it is you and not me, baby. Have you considered that?

Is there a problem, Dwayne.

yo, @mermaidenmystic