a well cultivated shithole

is your brother calvin of bill watersons classic american comic strip calvin and hobbes

"you have to call the school and tell them I've got polio" ajdhaljekwjdhd i cant breathe this kid is going places

shitty and lardo meet because shitty is the nude model in one of her classes

cooking mama was technically child labor because she had 10 year old me in that kitchen cooking so many eggs

tired of children's media propaganda broccoli is actually the best vegetable in the whole wide world she is my girlfriend and my wife and we should make broccoli the international vegetable of all time

Some of you people don’t clean the lint tray in between loads and I can tell jsut by the way you post

fuck does lint have to do w bustin loads LOL

oh like clothes

This post was laid like a trap in the grass for unsuspecting animals like you to wander by and prove that cum comes before laundry on tumblr dot org

toby fox was like fuck you, be sad about a fictional goat. fuck you

we were all like yes sir right away sir as many goats as youd like

This is an amazing life story in under 3 minutes.

Trixie’s eternal look of bewilderment when Katya goes off on one of these will never wear thin

tumblr’s collective composure was hanging on by a single fucking thread and it was supernatural of all things that got out the scissors 

maybe if they make stucky canon kim jong un will be next

Imagine showing this post to someone yesterday

anything else????? anything else wanna happen tonight??? is homestuck gonna update?????

people who grew up like in the 1960s or some shit: one of my fondest childhood memories is going to the lake and skipping rocks :) me: one of my fondest childhood memories is making 8 random sims and slowly killing them off one by one until a sole victor remained

Actually me

shut the fuck up u stupid dumb eight grade fucking bitch,, u never played the actual sims u only played the shitty mobile free play shit. shut the fuck up “actually me” you never actually played the fucking sims and you never will

planetarium presenters trying to explain to a busload of 4th graders how incomprehensibly vast space is