It Gets Worse Before it Gets Funny.

Don't let these prices hold you back! This fiendish kitty now coming in for only $6.89!

I had a dream that was highly influenced by falling asleep to kitchen nightmares and scrolling on TikTok because I dreamt I was watching a video where Gordon Ramsey was screaming at Hannibal Lecter about how his cooking tastes like a missing person and it cut to Hannibal’s face with a boom sound at every insult

America is so big. Bigger than two Earths put together. There are fifty states and all of them are so distinct. Every state has its own grocery store chain. Though these days they're owned by like five grocery store chains. And every state has its own Saul Goodman. That's it really, those are the two things

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