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I have never seen such an accurate depiction of what it looks like without glasses.

Without context, this just looks like 10 years down the road, Ryan and Chad got married

even with context this just looks like 10 years down the road, Ryan and Chad got married

does no one realize that robin hood was a terrible role model for young kids? i mean you are stealing from people (illegal) and those people (usually) worked hard to get their wealth. it really demotivates people to succeed when they know they can get something someone else worked for.

is this what rich people worry about lmao

who knew the sheriff of nottingham had a blog

How does someone read Robin Hood and miss the part where it’s set in feudal England. He stole from people who got their wealth by exploiting the poor, incidentally that’s all rich people to this very day.

Tune in next week when they tell you the story of Ebeneezer Scrooge, a benevolent job creator, harassed during his sleeping hours by the hellish socialist dead. 

Hands down my favorite part of Night At The Museum is that it’s low key the plot of The Mummy (1999) but like, chill.

Like Rami Malek’s character isn’t like a mannequin come to life like the rest of them. He’s 100% a 3000 year old reanimated corpse. And everyone’s just fine with it.

He could just take the tablet and fully walk out of the museum and just live his life but he’s a bro and would rather be a glorified docent.

Okay, but I love that night at the museum has the exact set up for a horror movie and the only reason it’s family friendly is because the characters choose to try and understand each other and be helpful. You could literally keep the entire opening and premise of the film and make an R rated horror flick.

do you ever get stuck in between “it’s ok not to have everything on track i got time” and “i’ve already wasted my life at the ripe old age of 23”

A man: *is nice to me* Me: please don’t have hidden motives just be a decent human, I appreciate it but don’t be weird

literally every time