izombie : season 2 … sentence starters
“You’re a monster. Act like one.“
“It’s meant to be ironic. It’s a joke.“
“That is not a risk, that’s a certainty.“
“I’m a better man with you in my life.“
“Oh, my god. Horny boys are the worst.“
“Go forth and direct your lust elsewhere.“
“This is why I pay someone to fix my car.“
“Your work, distasteful as you find it, saves lives.“
“You dig it. You get off on being a hero, don’t you?”
“I am literally going through hell. Do you even care?“
“This doesn’t change the fact that you still sicken me.“
“Shhh, the lying to save your life section comes later.“
“I texted you last night. Several times. Where were you?“
“You really need to work on the whole ‘good news’ concept.“
“I really should murder somebody, get my tax dollars worth.“
“It’s a simple question. Don’t stall for time. Don’t invent a story.“
“Go away. Don’t come back. I don’t ever want to see you, again.“
“I have to say, I’m disappointed, I thought you’d be better at this.“
“I am overflowing with potential, and I’m tapping every last drop.“
“Try to keep it in your pants next time. Can you do that, champ?“
“Well, I do feel sorry for myself. But that doesn’t mean I’m wrong.”
“Not the way I’d choose to go… Whale ingestion, if you’re curious.”
“But we are both doing what needs to be done. We are saving lives.“
“Did they find the guy who did that to your hair, or is he still at large?”
“That is so cute. I literally want to die, just so that I can be buried in it.“
“Personally, I’ve been toying with the idea of, uh, becoming a bad boy.“
“I’m sorry. I just really need a pinot and some salty chocolate right now.“
“If you want a bazooka, I can get you a bazooka in fifteen minutes, at cost.“
“If I had known you’d be stopping by, I would’ve worn my less bloody lab coat.“
“I buy drugs one time, purely for research purposes, and this is what happens.“
“I’m gonna go get myself a coffee and try very hard to forget that you said that.“
“Isn’t that kind of like slapping a bear to better understand being mauled to death?“
“It’s not my fault! All my friends are cold-hearted bitches, and that includes the men.“
“Every decision that I made last year, I made trying to protect you from my new reality.“
“Stop! I’m coming here like and adult, trying to talk to you. How can you be this cold to me?“
“You know, I just… I keep asking you for some space, and every time I turn around, here you are.“
“Life dealt you a lousy hand, so you just folded tent, decided it was easier to be a rotten bastard.“
“Maybe it’s better this way. I’m radioactive. That I repel the people I love. Keep things simple.“
“If you don’t, by some time tomorrow, we can be looking at the beginning of the end of the world.“
“My annoying millennial speak knowledge ended with TMI, so I have no idea what you just said.“
“I threw my drink in her face and I walked out. I mean, I love that woman but she is too much drama.“
“I can’t sugarcoat it. This won’t be easy. But I’m here to make the process… What’s the word? Palatable.“
“I bet ever since you got the news, you’ve been walking around like a zombie, am I right? Yeah. I thought so.“
“Turns out we’re nothing more than chemicals hurtling through space, haphazardly bouncing off each other.“
“I feel amazing. I’m so present, so in my body, but I’m also floating. Like watching the experience be experienced.“
“You spend your life in a comfortable dream state believing in destiny. Then reality snaps you awake like a kick in the teeth.“
“Oh, he came, he saw, he was stabbed several times in quick succession with a sharp cylindrical object. Likely an ice pick.“
“I got a thriving business. I just learned I’ve been pre-approved for a Best Buy card. I’ve gone legit. Put my criminal ways behind me.“
“Of course I want to sex you up, girl. You’re very attractive, and I very much have a penis. But just being with you is enough. Honest.“