The Turtle Kingdom

i would trust weird al with my drink at a party. granted he may put one of those capsules that expands into a sponge animal in it,

This is mature content. This is pornographic and inappropriate for the feed. I can't tell you how or why, but the algorithm can. It's protecting us. I feel safe knowing that this was marked as potentially dangerous for my eyes. Winter fun must be restrained and this winter fun was unrestrained. I look forward to a safer internet.

cis people can reblog this but keep it on subject, please

Happy pride month everyone always remember that the sinkhole has an ecosystem large enough to house not only insects but likely several species of small birds or mammals

Every time I see Ultrakill on my dash I automatically say: "Oh hey, [@daksicavalry]." before I even look at whose reblog got it on my dash in the first place. Love you, buddy.

what about blorbhov from my complicated russian novel though

blorbeaux from my nilihist french plays

blorbón from my weird latin american magical realist novels

blorbug from my kafkaesque short stories

von blorbow from my german sturm und drang novel

Don Blorbo from my opera

błórbżo from my polish poetry

blorbocles from my ancient greek epics

Mr. Blorby from my Jane Austen novels

Blorbio from my early modern plays

useless rosetta stone