Dai Watts

West London

But there’s more! Fresh from squeezing the sexual predator’s hand on her triumphant diplomatic tour de force, Mrs M, to the surprise of absolutely no-one with a pulse and an internet connection, is put in the embarrassing situation of having to comment on an executive order issued by the Bouffanted Bullshitter. An order which would appear to be illegal, and almost certainly unconstitutional. What a muddle for the poor Vicar’s daughter! Luckily, she was too busy selling arms to a dictator in the sunny climes of the Mediterranean to be able to give a quick response. She can’t do everything! She’s not Mother f**king Theresa! She’s trying to do a quick bit of trade with a man who has sacked and imprisoned over 120,000 teachers, journalists and policemen, and you expect a statement within hours on a matter of international importance? I don’t think you realise how complicated and exhausting it is lifting your skirts to ruthless despots on the international arms circuit. No, you can have your answer when she’s good and ready, say 48 hours. And don’t come all clever with “Didn’t he actually tell you all this when you met him?” It’s all so easy with hindsight, isn’t it, but when all you’ve got to go on is the fact that a man makes racist pronouncements, is openly misogynistic, brags about molesting women, mocks the disabled, slanders civil rights activist who have been beaten up on peaceful demonstrations and is a proven liar, well then it’s not quite so easy, is it.

Dai Watts new work The Ballad of Berwick Street Market is available to download now from www.daiwattsmusic.com

Dai Watts appeared on Robert Elms BBC Radio London show on 19th November to talk about his new work The Ballad of Berwick Street.

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Liminalondon: Thames Path, London Bridge to Greenwich.

Liminalondon: Shoreditch and Brick Lane

Highgate Pond Heatwave

‘Tristesse’ by Dai Watts, from the EP ‘Melancholia. Available from iTunes and www.daiwattsmusic.com

Liminalondon: Putney to Hammersmith.

Liminalondon: Holland Park and Kensington. Saturday 13th December 2014

Liminalondon, Saturday 6th December 2014.